Written by Melanie Burton, May 20, 2016

Um, we’re not sure what just happened, but WTF?!

Kanye West appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres show, and made ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE while delivering an eight-minute monologue on everything and anything!

And the look on Ellen’s face when Kanye was ranting on and on is absolutely PRICELESS!

Oh Yeezy, you never disappoint.

Here’s 10 of the craziest things he said during his random AF rant…


1. “My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”

2. “What’s the point of thinking?”

3. “I have ideas that can make the human race’s existence, within our hundred years, better.”

4. “I have a condition called synesthesia where I see sounds. I see them.”

5. “Everything that I sonically make is a painting.”

6. “I have to be Michael Jackson of apparel in order to break open the doors for everyone that will come after I’m dead. After I’m gone. After they call me wacko Kanye.”

7. “I’ll sit there with Obama and Leo [Dicaprio]‘stalking about the environment and I’m talking about clothes and everyone looks at me like that’s not an important issue or                     something.”

8. “What if there was no love, just proof of love?” I don’t know if it was from the Bible or an Instagram, but it was really powerful to me.”

9. “Picasso is dead. Steve Jobs is dead. [Walt] Disney is dead. Name someone living that you can name in the same breath as them.”

10. “Start with the truth and put some dope shit with it.”

11. “I’m sorry, daytime television. I’m sorry for the realness.”


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