Written by Melanie Burton, November 26, 2016

Why aye, party crew! Have you heard our fave Buck Squad member Scotty T has written a book? We can’t quite believe it either, but who better to dish the dirt on Geordie Shore’s loosest lads and lasses than the serial shagger himself?!

But be warned, Scotty’s stories are proper radge – and not for the prudish!

Here’s some of them…

ORGIES WITH GAZ

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“[Gaz and I] had some wild times… The foursome actually came about by accident thanks to a pissed-off Charlotte [Crosby]!

“She was trying to be the ultimate c**kblocker by interrupting Gaz… while he was getting busy in the shag pad. Gaz got so pissed off with her that he grabbed his lass, dragged her up to our room and got into bed with us. The result? An unplanned foursome.”

QUITTING THE SHOW

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“I’ve walked out so many times, but one time… I got so pissed off I just legged it all the way home in a pair of shorts – that’s it! Four miles across town bare-f**king-foot in the winter. The production team… found us in me bed [the next day] and persuaded me to go back.”

THE WAR OVER MARNIE

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“I was dealt the most crushing blow when I found out that the day after filming [Season Seven] Gaz had gone around to Marnie’s house and banged her. I was
propa furious, cos one, I still kind of fancied Marnie, and two, Gaz was me mate and clearly didn’t give a f**k about the lad code.”

HIS FIRST NIGHT ON GS

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“At some point in the evening, I got me knob out. [Holly Hagan] grabbed it and sucked it. The next thing I know, I’m blasting her in the bathroom. From that night on, Holly liked us.”

A Shore Thing ($29.99, Simon & Schuster) is out now!

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